Are you sick of vibrators that treat your clitoris like a pigeon being sucked into a jet engine?
Well, it’s time to try the Lelo Dot! You too can have the type of orgasms that change the personalities of neighbourhood dogs with the the latest launch from the brand behind pretty much all of my favourite sex toys.
The Lelo Dot and Multiple Orgasms
By the time the Lelo Dot has had its wicked way with you, you’ll be flip flopping all over the place like a big, satisfied piece of putty. You deserve this.
Tapered to pinpoint precision for your pleasure, the Dot is an external vibe made for multiple orgasms. Where lesser clit-diddlers often ring the devil’s doorbell so hard it’s rendered numb and no longer fit for pleasurable purpose, the Infinite LoopTM technology employed by the orgasm angels over at Lelo means the Dot won’t overstimulate. But it will deliver countless climaxes.
On the subject of counting, did you know that the world record for most orgasms is held by an ‘anonymous’ lady who had an absolute time of it, cranking out 134 O’s in one hour? I attempted to snatch that crown for myself using the Dot, you know – for science, but by the eighth one I stacked it off the bed like one of those fainting baby goats and I’m fairly certain my neighbour called an exorcist.
Luckily, much like crashing a golf buggy when you’re wasted, slamming into the floor whilst coming doesn’t actually hurt. This is because both alcohol and orgasms are muscle relaxants! By the time the Lelo Dot has had its wicked way with you, you’ll be flip flopping all over the place like a big, satisfied piece of putty. You deserve this.
