The Space Invader is here, and he's ready to invade Uranus...

Orion the Mighty has travelled across the dark depths of space and is ready to invade your fantasies - and holes. This premium silicone dildo is an alien, metallic purple and is shaped to stretch and probe even the tightest of orifices. The ribbed and veiny shaft ends in a curved tip that is perfect for stimulating the G-spot, or prostate. The wide, black base has a suction cup bottom that can be pressed onto any flat surface for a hands-free ride. It can also be paired with a strap-on harness for partnered play.

You wake on a hard surface, bright lights dazzling your eyes. The last thing you remember was driving along a deserted stretch of road and the light coming down from above you and... where are your clothes? The metallic whoosh of a door sliding open grabs your attention and you try to turn your head as a being comes into view, their form fuzzy and indistinct as you blink through the haze that fills your eyes and head. It...looks human. Ish. Their thick veiny shaft suggests their male and... where are they going to put that thing!?

Whether you're abducting hapless humans, or exploring your love of xenos, this interstellar dildo is perfect for all your alien fantasies. Just remember to add a generous amount of water-based lube before use, and once you're done, wash the dildo with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

Allow to dry fully and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. Are you ready to be probed?